An episode where words are defined, what’s a food and tumblr is discovered by our favorite writer.

Picking & Sticking (verb) – begrudgingly choosing and remaining with a woman for the goal of sex

Packing & Stacking (verb) – the act of compiling datable women

Waiver Wire (noun) – the process in which a datable friend is available almost immediately after a break-up

Crab Status (verb) – the act when a guy is causing a wedge in a woman’s weakened relationship for the purpose of being a rebound lay

Trading Block (noun) –  the distinction of a person that may be broken-up with; this person is in hot water from a relationship perspective as a more viable option appears available